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Well, today I came across a post at SaveTheHumans.com entitled “40 Ways to F**k With a Bad Waiter” by Jason Roth that made me laugh for a while. Some of the tips are way out there, over the top, and too complicated with need of prep time. Here’s some of the ones that stood out to me…

• #8. Order the five most expensive entrees on the menu and request that they be pureed together and served with a straw.
• #13. Ask what’s so special about the day’s specials. When you get a satisfactory answer, ask the waiter to repeat the specials in perpetuity. Do not stop asking until you are physically thrown out of the restaurant.
• #14. Insist that the waiter brush his teeth before talking to you again.
• #15. Wear a walkman and read a newspaper at your table, completely ignoring the waiter. If he or she taps you to get your attention, swat off their hand.
• #16. Ask your waiter if there’s a “better waiter” that could serve you instead.
• #17. Tell the waitress that you’ve heard that some waitresses moonlight as prostitutes. Ask if she knows whether any of the other waitresses will go home with you, or if you’re stuck with her.
• #18. Ask the waitress how much of a tip she thinks she deserves. Demand that she give you a specific percentage. If she complies, yell “WRONG” in the most irritating voice you can manage. If she feels awkward about naming her own tip, tell her that you do, too, so you’ll just “skip that part”.

Read the complete list here.

A guy named Glen Green, a company named Amazon Freight, and a Church Mission in Sweden, I know, it sounds like I’m about to tell a joke, but I almost got scammed! Yes, yours truly was almost had by a person who went by the name of “Glen Green”. As many of you know I supply most of South Florida with a printing service through a company called Tight Designs. What first struck me as odd what that most people want to talk to me on the phone, no matter how small the order is, and here is this guy, “Glen”, that I never even met before and he was ordering 60,000 prints for $3,500 and didn’t care to even ask a question. All he wanted me to do is contact a so called freight company named “Amazon Freight Company” who does business behind a free @gmail.com account. A red flag was raised, because typically, a real company will have their own domain name. I mean come on, you get a domain name for less than $10 a year. “Glen” wanted to send me money for the printing plus the shipping cost, then I would pay the shipping company.

This was seeming all a little way too weird for me, so I used my trusty investigation tool, which you might have heard of called Google, but much to my dismay I couldn’t find anything on glenshops@yahoo.com or amazonfreightcompany@gmail.com. I was just the Sweden Church they wanted the prints shipped to, but what did that mean? The only Amazon Freight Company I found was based in New York with only 7 employees. And I don’t mean to belittle this company I’ve never dealt with but it seemed odd that such a small company was going to be able to get this shipment in Sweden in 3 days. We’re talking 600lbs of prints.

Another flag was raised when they coincidentally were charging for shipping around the same amount of money I was charging for the prints. So this guy, “Glen”, was going to pay $7Gs for flyers? I mean come on, he’s not Diddy, so this didn’t smell right. Since I couldn’t find any info on the guy I Googled his number “(909) 320-2456″ and came across this link which showed other people having the same type of scam happening to them.

It amazes me how low-lives put so much time and effort in their scams, but won’t do the same to do something legitimate. I’m just thankful I know what I know and didn’t get sucked in far enough where it would bite me later on. Try to get another sucker, dummy!

No, this is not a sponsored article like some of my writings. This is actually a product I’m genuinely endorsing because of its value.

I was looking for something abstract that said: “someone young lives here,” but my wife wanted something with flowers and the Calla Lilie is her favorite flower. The picture above is the actual “Red Sensation” Canvas Painting Set by Victor Young hanging in my living room. She thinks I bought it because it was her favorite flower, but in reality the price played a huge role in my decision. Only $120 and free shipping! Which brings me to another reason why I’m endorsing this company.

Usually when purchasing a product Online you click the checkout button and then you’re given a choice on which shipping method you prefer. Well that wasn’t the case because the shipping is free. It was Monday night and I had a party for my 30th birthday on Saturday, so I wanted to have the picture in by then. They usually ship the items in two business days and that wasn’t going to give me enough time. I called up their customer support line and told them my situation. Instantly they got on the order and I had my shipping tracking information within a matter of minutes.

The painting, which measures around six feet wide and three feet high, arrived on Friday at my doorstep and everyone who walked in had to comment on it. This experience really moved me where I had to share this with everyone. If you shop around you will see there’s no better vendor with a better price for the quality that Wall Art For Less provides.

If you have food in the fridge, clothes on your back, a roof over your head and a place to sleep, you are richer than 75% of the world. If you have any money in the bank, your wallet and some spare change in a dish someplace, you are among the top 8% of the world’s wealthy. If you woke up this morning with more health than illness, you are more blessed than the million people who will not survive this week. If you have never experienced the danger of battle, the agony of imprisonment or torture, or the horrible pangs of starvation, you are luckier than 500 million people alive going through this suffering. If you can read this message you are more fortunate than the 3 billion people in the world who cannot read at all.

This photograph was taken by yours truly while sitting on the dock of the Bay Cove motel in Key Largo Florida for our Memorial Day weekend 2010 vacation.

A two year old baby toddler boy named Ardi Rizal from Indonesia is hooked on nicotine, smoking 40 cigarettes a day. The government has offered the family a new car if they stop the baby from continuing to smoke. The mother feels she is powerless to deny him his habit.

Smoking Baby toddler boy Ardi Rizal smoker from Indonesia Two years old. Two year old. 2 year old baby smoking cigarette. 40 a day. indonesian

I am proud to say that I am now the official owner of a quaint 3-1 home in Pembroke Pines, Fl. I got a great deal on a single-family detached home for only $65K.

The house needs very little work. We’re planning to knock down a wall to convert two bedrooms into one big master bedroom. We’re also planning to update the kitchen. No major remodeling, just some accessories to modern up the place.

Everyone who knows me better get ready for the house warming party! It’s going down!